Yellow commercial buses dubbed “danfo” are visible on every inch of Lagos’ volatile landscape. They are usually Volkswagen Transporters (van) fitted with steel frames and wooden planks for seats. Journeys in them can be memorable still it’s always a bumpy ride.
The Conductors And Drivers Are Not Good Listeners
You probably told the conductor your destination before boarding. The bus is set in motion and you suddenly find yourself at Fadeyi instead of Onipanu.
After challenging him, he’ll arrogantly say, “why you no talk since?” To avoid this practice, learn to say “owa” when you reach your stop, be alert.
There Could Be Fights
If you’re on the go and notice some men harassing the driver, remain calm. They are “agberos” that need to wet their beaks. In few cases when the drivers or conductors aren’t submissive, the touts will seize their wipers, side mirrors or whatever they deem fit. This could lead to small and sometimes big fights.
The Drivers Know Multiple Routes
Each danfo driver knows at least three ways to get anywhere in Lagos. Perhaps, you find yourself in an unfamiliar environment and wonder if this is a kidnap operation.
Don’t bother, they are only on the fastest route. You don’t have to take my word for it, if still in doubt ask the person next to you.
You Must Be Vigilant
It’s not safe to sleep, be aware. Valuables get stolen in the buses frequently. If you notice funny movements in your pockets exercise caution and ensure your bags are within eye view.
Note: You should be vigilant but don’t be a snub, Lagosians are very friendly people, one might start a conversation. If you’re not interested, maturely dismiss the topic.
Enjoy The Journey
Try avoiding anything that will certainly upset you. Don’t fight with the conductor, he could ruin your day. If anyone tries to intimidate you, show your “street” side. Other than that, keep it moving.
Also, you are no peace advocate, if you notice people hauling insults at each other don’t interfere. Entertain yourself, it could be the day’s work talking.
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